The Champion of Beautiful Coal
There are those moments when a country makes itself ridiculous - without any help from the outside. The President of the United States stands in the White House, between flags, spotlights, ...
MELANIA: THE MOST EXPENSIVE NOTHING IN THE WORLD
Jeff Bezos spent forty million dollars to prove that even unlimited money can’t buy attention. Melania Trump pocketed another twenty-eight million and delivered a documentary about as gripping as an insurance policy ...
Cows Sue Over FAKE NEWS
Washington, somewhere between the breakfast table and the facts. Donald Trump declares that milk increases cognitive abilities. Ben Carson nods dutifully and adds that you can even see it. Anyone who is smart has obviously drunk milk ...
“Donald, I beg you!” - Trump’s absurd drug-price story and what’s really behind it
Donald Trump is once again in his element. In a scene that feels more like a schoolyard drama than international diplomacy, the President of the United States tells a story about how France’s head of state, ...
The Nation Holds Its Breath – Lip Watch at the White House
America faces big questions. War, climate, the economy – all secondary now that part of the republic, with a serious expression, is asking whether the press secretary’s lips are ...
„We Have Delivered“ – An Exclusive Conversation After the Release of the Epstein Files
The Kaizen Blog had the exclusive opportunity to speak with an investigator who was closely involved from the very beginning in both the investigation and the now published version of the Epstein files ...
Better Than Washington and Lincoln
He is a better president than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.” Donald Trump said that. He really said it. Out loud. With his mouth. In front of people. About himself. Let us let that sink ...
The Man Who Told the President His Toy Was Too Big - and Got Fired for It
Donald Trump has fired someone again. Not for incompetence, not for disloyalty, but for something far worse: architecture. James McCrery II, the man who had been tasked with shaping Trump’s personal palace dream ...
Trump - the Hurricane Whisperer …
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem praised Donald Trump for the fact that no hurricane appeared in this year’s hurricane season - a scene that shows how far reality has shifted in the political sphere ...
Pentagon Pete and the Desecrated Turtle
One might have thought that things in America could not get any worse. One might have thought that the peak of madness had been reached. One might have thought that the US secretary of defense had enough to do ...
Melania Trump and the Flight From the Christmas Tree - two minutes fifty that say more about this White House than any press conference
Melania Trump appeared in front of the White House on Monday, glanced briefly at the Christmas tree, said “beautiful” - and was gone again. Two minutes fifty. No enthusiasm, no interest, ...
Forsthaus Rampensau - or why aliens would not save us but only observe us
There are reality shows so absurd that they seem as if they were not produced for humans at all. The Kaizen Blog had one such Joyn experience: Forsthaus Rampensau ...
Goodbye, Spaghetti – The Last Meal of a Nation
There are political decisions that change the course of the world. And then there are tariffs on pasta. Donald Trump apparently confused the two. In a country that once reached the moon, ...
The Donfather – An Offer That Humanity Shouldn’t Be Able to Refuse
Washington – When Donald Trump speaks, it often sounds as if Vito Corleone himself were running the American state – only without charm, logic, or respect for reality. “The Donfather” rules over an empire of fear, Fox News ...
The Man Who Elected Himself - A Serious Satirical Reflection on Last Night
It was the night when Donald Trump, for the first time since his return to office, realized that even a king in a golden palace can lose - especially ...
The Republic of Hunger – and Its President in a Marble Bathroom
There are political symbols that make history - and then there are Donald Trump’s toilets. While millions of people in the country do not know how they will pay for their next meal, ...
America’s Holiest Vote - The Dead Mother, the Trump Ballot, and the Gospel of Stupidity
There are stories that describe the soul of a nation more precisely than any textbook. This one begins in a small wooden house in Nashwauk, Minnesota, between pines, frost, and Fox News. Danielle Christine ...
The Day the Highest Court of Trumpsurdistan Went Bankrupt
It has come to this: The United States of America, inventors of democracy, the Statue of Liberty, and the three-course meal to go, have now achieved what was once reserved only for banana republics ...
The Arc de Trump - When Megalomania Turns to Concrete
Donald Trump has done it again - announcing plans to build his own triumphal arch in Washington. Not for veterans, presidents, or the American people. No, for himself ...
Ice-Cold Rejection - ICE Barbie Stays Grounded
The patriotic Barbie of the Trump cabinet wanted to fly - but the airports of this nation just waved her off. Kristi Noem, the self-proclaimed border guardian with a permanent smile and a grip on the Bible, had a plan: ...
Europe Grills Itself – The World Is on Fire, but the Veggie Burger Is the Problem
The world is reeling. In the United States, Donald Trump is once again sending tanks against protesters and calling it “domestic security.” In Ukraine, Vladimir Putin is bombing every corner he ...
Albania, Armenia, Aber-baijan - how to end wars that do not even exist and Belgium is a beautiful city
The president of the free world lifts world history to the level of a tongue-twister test. "I believe we have settled Aber-baijan and Albania," says Donald Trump, 79, delivering the rare ...
Portland in a State of War - at Least in Trump’s Imagination
The worst riots in Portland - conditions that left us stunned. Ten minutes of footage full of cruelty: people dancing at street festivals, tourists with cameras, families eating ice cream. The...
The Great World Sabotage - Trump’s Triple Conspiracy in the UN Crystal Palace
Es gibt historische Momente, die die Menschheit erschüttern: die Mondlandung, der Fall der Berliner Mauer – und nun die Eskalator-Apokalypse von New York. Donald J. Trump, Präsident, Märtyrer, angeblich stabilstes…
Stars and Stripes Meets Kim-Style - and Nuremberg Sends Its Regards
Welcome to the United States of America, or as one could now also call it: the "Democratic People’s Republic of Trumpistan." The difference to North Korea?
The 85 Pages of Rage - How Trump Sank His Own Lawsuit While Writing It
Donald Trump wanted to take the New York Times to court. What came out was an 85-page document that a judge in Florida pulverized with one sentence: "A complaint is not a ...
The Court Jester in the Castle - Trump's Historic Blunder with King Charles
Donald Trump, 79, stumbled through a speech at Windsor Castle on Wednesday evening that sounded less like a statesman and more like a lost wedding guest ...
The Fastest Way to Heaven – Trump’s $15 Ticket
Donald Trump has a new idea for how to get to paradise: by credit card. In a mass email that his Super PAC “Never Surrender” sent out three times, it says in black and white: “Friend, I want to try ...
The Undead Keeps Tweeting – Trump Drowns Death Speculation in 42 Rage Posts
Donald Trump is so alive that he fired off 42 posts in ten hours – a digital barrage that would make even Russian troll factories blush. Allegedly dead? Ha! The man ...
Stone Age Drama - Trump Freaks Out Over Scratch in the Rose Garden
Donald Trump has struck again - this time not on the campaign trail but with the full force of his outrage aimed at a freshly laid stone slab. The 79-year-old president discovered a "huge gash" in the limestone of the White House ...
The Cover War - When Vanity Fair Becomes a Question of Faith
Melania Trump as the cover star of a fashion magazine - for parts of the Vanity Fair staff this apparently sounds like the end of the Western world. “I am walking out that damn door,” threatened an editor, ...
Laugh- and Learn Stories – Today: Trump, the Whale Whisperer and Lawn Prophet
Donald Trump has done it again. He has rewritten the laws of physics. In his world it is not oil spills, plastic, or overfishing that drive whales onto the coasts, but wind turbines ...
The Ocean of Forgetfulness - Trump sails without map, without compass, without brain
onald Trump, 79, president of the United States and walking permanent wave of world history, has done it again. In his inexhaustible mission to turn reality into a grotesque reality-TV format, he did not forget the name ...
The Ultimate Tip for Migrants 2025 - Guaranteed ICE-Proof
Forget fake papers, forget fleeing through deserts or tunnels - the new trend in the United States is called "Epstein Files Camouflage." Simply make a coat out of the endless pages of the never- ...
And There Was Number – The Revelation of the Chart Prophet
It was a moment that could only arise in the presence of Donald Trump: a podium, a crowd, a president, and in his hand not the Constitution, not a concept, but a laminated piece ...
Trump Fires Statistics and Declares Math to Be Fake News
Donald Trump has found a new enemy - and it is neither China nor NATO nor his own party. It is... numbers. More precisely: the employment numbers. When the July 2025 report ...
Facebook – Your New Comedy Channel
A reader wrote to me today saying she searched for “Fury in the Slaughterhouse” on Facebook – and was immediately greeted by a warning: Are you sure you want to proceed? This may contain graphic violence!
The President Who Lost Himself - South Park Shows Trump’s Micropenis After He Was Spotted With Four Band-Aids on Golf Trip
It was a hot afternoon somewhere between Monument Valley and the American soul, when a peculiar man in pants too long and with a compass that only pointed inward trudged ...
A President as a Chicken – Trump’s Retreat, Musk’s Triumph, and the Fear of the Epstein Files
From one moment to the next, the crowing changes in the White House – or rather on Trump’s favorite playground, Truth Social. Just days ago, he was rattling sabers at Elon Musk, ...
Pam Bondi Saves Humanity – A Commentary from a Parallel World
Some ironies of world affairs are so bizarre that they could not survive in fiction. Imagine: an arsonist is promoted to fire chief. A money launderer teaches an ethics course. Or - even more grotesque - Pam Bondi, the woman who most recently made a name ...
Boys and girls, grab the popcorn – Elon Musk has just beamed himself back to Earth for a moment
It was 2:22 p.m. Eastern Time when the universe seemed to pause for a second – as if to ask itself whether this was really serious. Elon Musk, part-time visionary, full-time provocateur, ...
The Great Tomato - An Obituary for a President Who's Long Since Gone Rotten
Once upon a time, there was a president who didn’t care much for anything fresh - except maybe the color of his tanning lotion. On July 14, 2025, long after the world should have forgotten him, ...
User Manual for a Broken Century – Why You Urgently Need the Democracy Repair Kit 2025
It begins the way so many collapses begin: with a quiet crack. A fracture in parliament, a loose bolt in the constitution, a splinter in the foundation of the rule of law.
Lab Meals for the Fatherland - How Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Wants to Rescue the Healthy Republic from the Microwave
It was a promo video for the ages - or at least for the archive of political self-contradictions. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., America’s current Secretary of Health and Human Services and eternal scolder ...
Rockets Over Rüdesheimer Platz – The Capital Is Missing the Mark
It’s midsummer in Berlin. The asphalt is shimmering, the tram isn’t moving, and the last public drinking fountain in Pankow is drying up – a symbol of the city’s political imagination.
Off you go! – Why we're happy to help AfD voters pack their bags
Let’s imagine the unimaginable for a moment – no, not that Friedrich Merz discovers a social conscience or Alice Weidel visits a migrant shelter. Rather: 42% of AfD voters want to leave Germany. For good ...
"Victory 45-47" - The Scent of Democratic Decay
There was a time when American politics smelled of burnt ideals, of cold coffee in Congress or the quiet sweat of responsibility. Today, it smells like "Victory 45-47" - a golden olfactory revelation from the House of Trump ...
What a Pathetic Little Man – Martin Sellner and the Sealed Worldview with a Tinfoil Cap
He sits there, pale, self-righteous, claiming to be misunderstood by the world. Martin Sellner, the tragicomic mascot of the Identitarian movement, once again finds life difficult.
Welcome back, Papa Trump – Time to rule again
The White House has spoken. Not in a press conference, not through legislation – but with a phrase straight out of the arsenal of toxic family dynamics: “Daddy’s Home.” And suddenly, the world’s largest democracy feels like a poorly ventilated basement ...
When the President Becomes a Parody of Himself – Donald Trump as a Clown in Black on His Own Behalf
There are videos that don’t need explaining - they expose. They don’t just show a face - they reveal an entire mindset. The 2:49-minute video that Donald J. Trump posted on Truth Social ...