Washington, June 23, 2025 – When Donald Trump mentions a nuclear submarine, it’s not because it sails underwater. It’s because – in his words – it is “the most technologically superior, deadliest, best ever built weapon,” whose mere existence apparently explains Putin’s internal hierarchy (“THE BOSS”). And when all 30 Tomahawks then “perfectly hit their target” – well, then it’s no longer a military report. It becomes a moment of revelation.
Because Trump hears voices. Not from the void, but from Dmitry Medvedev. That former Russian president who, according to Trump, may have announced plans to supply nuclear weapons to Iran – or maybe he didn’t – or maybe he did? It could also just be a “figment of my imagination,” Trump writes. And yet he simultaneously demands to be informed “IMMEDIATELY.” If you’ve ever wondered how to combine paranoid war warnings, self-glorification, and a dash of political schizophrenia in a single Truth Social post – here’s your answer.
But it doesn’t stop there. In one breath, he jumps from Medvedev to U.S. military hardware, from looming nuclear apocalypse to a cheerful “thank you to the Captain and Crew!” The world as Trump’s submarine cabinet: filled with missiles, superlatives, and distortions of reality. While foreign policy crumbles like an undercooked Trump steak, the commander-in-chief radiates confidence – after all, the Tomahawks flew “perfectly.” And so, in the end, only one truth remains: in Trump’s world, nothing is too big not to be made even bigger – except perhaps his ego. But that is like his nuclear submarines – deadly precise, 20 years ahead of his own reason – and always ready to launch the next truth from the depths.
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