The Autoimmune Disease Germany and the Würzburg Experiment.
Once upon a time, there was a country in the heart of Europe suffering from a mysterious disease. Don’t worry, it wasn’t a physical plague, not the pestilence, not a pandemic – no, it was something much worse: an autoimmune disease of the mind. An invisible plague that, according to the precise diagnosis of Dr. Maximilian Krah, had infected everyone who had not taken the healing dose of "America First" in time.
“Self-hatred as morality – the German autoimmune disease!” declared the brilliant amateur immunologist Dr. Krah during his digital house call. And suddenly everything became clear. Germany, the land of poets and thinkers, the land of Beethoven and bread, was now a dripping, self-loathing wreck.
The Diagnosis: Sick Germany
Symptom 1: Universities. Once beacons of knowledge, now allegedly breeding grounds of self-hatred. Young people there learn the dangerous idea that the world is complex, that human rights also apply to migrants, and that knowledge is sometimes uncomfortable. An absurd perversion of enlightenment.
Symptom 2: Media. Instead of indulging in patriotic hero worship, they report on racism, climate change, and social grievances. Instead of jubilant national anthems, there is investigative journalism. That is not freedom of the press, that is autoimmune propaganda.
Symptom 3: Culture. Where are the strapping Wagner operas that sing of Germanic superiority? Instead, Netflix series, multicultural film festivals, and – God forbid – international literature. One might almost think Germany was part of the world.
Würzburg and the Hell of Self-Destruction
But the plague is spreading, as Dr. Krah revealed in another feverish report: Würzburg, a city in otherwise valiant Bavaria, has elected a Green mayor with 65% of the vote. A clear sign of the pathological tendency toward self-destruction.
More immigrants: Apparently, Würzburg prefers people from other countries rather than sticking to the regional soil. Absurdly, they believe in diversity as an enrichment. Sickening.
Money for leftist NGOs: Instead of investing funds in patriotic parades or the promotion of local bratwurst, money flows into education, climate protection, and social projects. Ideological suicide.
Woke nonsense: This new, fear-inducing term that encompasses everything that doesn’t sound like 1950 – in other words, equality, human rights, and the right to open discourse.
More expensive electricity: Apparently, the people of Würzburg prefer to pay for clean energy instead of proudly reveling in coal soot and nuclear power. An incurable decadence.
America First: The Saving Vaccine
But there is hope. Dr. Krah has discovered the antidote: "America First." A miraculous remedy that heals everything: identity crises, moral compass, and historical responsibility. A bit of nationalism here, a touch of scapegoating there – and the nation’s immune system becomes strong again.
Why deal with your own problems when you can simply blame them on "leftist NGOs"? Why accept that cities like Würzburg are developing when you can just declare them sick?
The Hippocratic Oath of the New Era:
“Harm yourselves, but do it with pride.” – A simple and clear therapy that Dr. Krah prescribes in his rhetorical emergency pharmacy.
Das Rezept für Würzburg:
A solid nationalism tea, brewed with a dash of "Make Germany Great Again."
A daily rant about "woke nonsense" and "leftist NGOs" to strengthen one’s outrage.
A treatment against the tendency for self-destruction: ignorance of global realities and the reliable rejection of any form of progress.
The Reckoning:
Dr. Krah has spoken, and the diagnosis is clear: Germany is not sick. It just has an immune system that thinks. Würzburg is not lost – it is simply infected with the virus of diversity, openness, and democratic self-determination.
But don’t worry: Dr. Krah stands ready to save it with the cure "America First" – even if the people of Würzburg might not want it.
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