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The Ultimate Tip for Migrants 2025 - Guaranteed ICE-Proof

byRainer Hofmann

August 13, 2025

Forget fake papers, forget fleeing through deserts or tunnels - the new trend in the United States is called "Epstein Files Camouflage." Simply make a coat out of the endless pages of the never-released Epstein files, and you will be practically invisible to ICE agents. "I see nothing!" whisper the special forces as they walk past you - purely out of professional self-preservation.

The fact that the fear has already subsided is also due to ICE desperately seeking new recruits. For months, a bizarre recruitment campaign à la "America Needs You - Join ICE Now" has been running, yet the applicant turnout remains modest. Even in the traditionally eager-to-recruit Southern states, enthusiasm is limited - apparently no one wants to be the guy who accidentally stumbles upon a pile of incriminating files.

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So for those who have hesitated until now - 2025 is the year when migrants have to hide less - as long as they wear the right reading material.

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Irene Monreal
Irene Monreal
10 months ago

Danke für den Lacher 😄! Aber so abwegig ist das gar nicht. Vielleicht sollten sie wirklich T-shirts und Jacken mit „wo sind die Epstein-Listen?“ tragen. Könnte mir vorstellen, dass sich das gut macht, in Großaufnahme bei den immer vorhandenen Kameras bei Verhaftungen.

Kerstin Tekin
Kerstin Tekin
10 months ago

😂

Ela Gatto
Ela Gatto
10 months ago

Danke Rainer, selten so gelacht die Tage.
Manchmal braucht es (schwarzen) Humor um nicht depressive zu werden, bei all den schlechten Nachrichten.

Ingo D.
Ingo D.
9 months ago

😂

Gabi
Gabi
9 months ago

😃 Danke für die Aufmunterung, auch dafür muss Platz sein!

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