Imagine a man staring rigidly into the rearview mirror — while speeding backward at 110 miles per hour straight into a wall. And when it all crashes down, he shouts: “That was Biden.”
Donald Trump, America’s self-declared miracle worker, once again stands before the nation to proclaim that nothing — absolutely nothing — that goes wrong could possibly be his fault. The stock market collapses? Biden. The economy contracts? Biden. Reality disagrees? Fake news.
Tariffs? No cause for concern. Companies? Allegedly returning in record numbers — you just can’t see them, presumably because they’re traveling through a secret tunnel from the future. GDP? Clearly manipulated by Joe Biden himself, probably late at night, using Excel on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
And then — it turns grotesque.
On April 19, 2025, we published a report: The supposed MS-13 tattoos on Kilmar Abrego Garcia? A crude Photoshop job, digitally slapped on like a Hitler mustache in a yearbook prank. Forensically analyzed, photographically debunked. Even authorities in El Salvador found: nothing.
And yet Trump stands there, waving a photo with righteous fury in front of the cameras, as if it were the smoking gun of the apocalypse. A president holds up an image of something that never existed — and screams: “Look! See? He’s a monster!”
One has to wonder: Is he still talking to us — or just to the voices in his own head?
It’s as if he bulldozed through the line between propaganda and paranoia — without ever realizing it was there.
What happens next is predictable: His base cheers. Fox News passes the image around like a sacred relic. And the rest of the world holds its breath — not in awe, but in shame.
Because this is no longer just a president who happens to be wrong.
It’s a man running a nation like an unhinged Facebook comment with nuclear weapons.
And no one takes the phone out of his hand.
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