Hearing Turns Into a Comedy Show - Judge Puzzled by Beard Incident and Government Tactics

What began as a serious legal dispute quickly turned into a farce in a Chicago courtroom, more reminiscent of a political slapstick show than a hearing on the legality of a military deployment. While protesters outside demonstrated against the use of the National Guard, Judge April Perry inside engaged in a remarkably uneven duel with a visibly nervous attorney from the U.S. Department of Justice. Eric Hamilton, representing the federal government, dodged her questions with the smoothness of an official who prefers not to make headlines. Time and again, Perry wanted to know what exactly the National Guardsmen in Illinois were supposed to do - and where they would be sent. Hamilton’s answer: “This is a dynamic situation that could change.” A sentence that said nothing and yet revealed everything.

When Perry pressed whether the troops would be stationed only around federal buildings or also in residential areas, schools, and hospitals, Hamilton became briefly more precise - which only deepened the confusion. The soldiers, he said, were “not limited to just protecting federal buildings” and could also be used to “protect ICE agents in the field during operations.” In other words, the government is not ruling out the possibility that uniformed troops might soon be patrolling between playgrounds and supermarkets.

“This is consistent with how the National Guard was used in California,” Hamilton explained. To which Perry dryly replied that she could not recall hospitals being placed under military guard there. But the biggest highlight so far came when a prosecutor casually claimed that a federal agent had been “grabbed by the beard” during protests. The audience held its breath, and the judge raised an eyebrow. “So, you have some facial hair,” she said, pointing to the attorney’s beard. “How does that happen? Was it - was it a real beard?”

Laughter filled the room. The scene had now fully descended into absurdity. Instead of a sober legal review, the hearing turned into an unintentional piece of real-life satire - with a judge dryly asking whether a torn-off beard counts as evidence, and a government lawyer acting as if the matter involved state secrets. Amid all the humor, the underlying issue remained serious: the question of how far Trump’s administration is willing to go in using military force at home. But on this day, little of that gravity could be felt. The hearing that was supposed to determine whether the president is even allowed to send the National Guard to Illinois ended with laughter, shrugging shoulders - and an open question: Who is actually protecting whom here?

To be continued .....