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But because, according to the president, she, along with Bruce Springsteen, Bono, and Oprah, is said to have formed an \"illegal, radically celebrity-driven support network\" that \"probably undermined the democratic election system of the United States.\" Undermined! With glitter, soul, and donation receipts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Department of Justice - still occupied with real tasks at the time - is now, according to Trump, supposed to launch a \"comprehensive investigation.\" What exactly is it about? Maybe a flawed donation report from 2023. Maybe a secret Beyonc\u00e9 album codenamed \"Kamala.\" Maybe just the fact that Trump was once rejected by Oprah. Who really knows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nation, battered by Moody's downgrade, tumbling treasury yields, and inflation that has brought the dollar to its knees, should have other concerns. But Trump knows - what is the economy compared to a good distraction?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\"The economy is dying? Wrong! Bruce Springsteen endorsed Kamala in 2024. THAT is treason.\"<br>Something like that might be how it sounds in Trump\u2019s inner world - a world where pop stars are state enemies and talk show hosts strategic threats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That it\u2019s all a media spectacle seems obvious. And yet the first TV show is already in development, with the working title:<br>\"Celebrity Subpoenas - With Donald Through the Celebrity Interrogation,\" produced by Truth Social Studios and sponsored by Mike Lindell\u2019s MyPillow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The public watches, shakes their heads - or clicks. Maybe that\u2019s the real coup - turning the political stage into a casting show. Where there once were \"checks and balances,\" there are now \"likes and follows.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, Springsteen keeps singing about freedom, Beyonc\u00e9 performs on international stages, Bono saves Africa - and Oprah? Oprah waits. In a quiet voice. For a moment of sanity. One that probably will never come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if the Department of Justice ever does launch an investigation, it will probably be against Taylor Swift - for \"suspicion of undue influence over young female voters with Midnights.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because one thing is certain - as long as Trump is in charge, no one is safe. Except maybe Melania - she\u2019s sitting somewhere with headphones on, listening to \"Born in the USA.\" Ironically. 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Sie stand dort, w\u00e4hrend die Bomben fielen. Das ist nicht Ironie, das ist Gesch\u00e4ft. Das ist Normalit\u00e4t in einer Welt, die l\u00e4ngst aufgeh\u00f6rt hat, sich selbst zu widersprechen. 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