{"id":36965,"date":"2026-05-24T18:47:54","date_gmt":"2026-05-24T17:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/?p=36965"},"modified":"2026-05-24T18:47:57","modified_gmt":"2026-05-24T17:47:57","slug":"der-achtzigjaehrige-der-rueckwaerts-altert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/en\/der-achtzigjaehrige-der-rueckwaerts-altert\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eighty-Year-Old Who Is Aging Backward"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is a type of photograph that nobody takes of themselves because the outcome is already known. You stand next to another person, a tripod hums, and for the rest of the week you know where you stand. Donald Trump did not just take such a photograph today. He posted it online, put it under a headline in capital letters, and informed the world what it supposedly showed: that he was becoming younger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"President Trump is getting YOUNGER,\" the text above the image read. Beneath it, from Trump himself: \"President Xi and President Trump are FANTASTIC!\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One should pause here briefly, the way people pause when someone at a family gathering grabs a microphone and says something that cannot be taken back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In just a few weeks this man will turn eighty. Eighty is an age when other people look for their glasses, confuse their grandchildren, and secretly feel pleased when the elevator is working. Trump, meanwhile, sits in the Oval Office surrounded by wars, a divided Congress, courts that do not obey him, and an Iran that refuses to stop being a problem, and at that exact moment, of all moments, decides to inform posterity of a characteristic that no person and no physician has ever identified in an eighty-year-old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The story had a beginning. The photograph comes from his China trip earlier this month, and even back then, during an interview with Sean Hannity, Trump spent a surprisingly long time talking about the wrong man. Not trade balances. Not Taiwan. Xi Jinping's height. Xi is tall, Trump said, very tall. Xi stands at around five feet eleven. Trump has claimed for years that he is six foot three. Anyone who has seen them standing next to one another understands why those four inches mattered enough to the president that he brought them up during a television interview.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then came the return to Washington, and with it perhaps the most revealing moment of the entire story. Trump stood before the press holding a large sign in front of his stomach displaying his planned White House ballroom project. Architecture, one might think. Affairs of state. But Trump explained to journalists with complete openness what the sign was actually for:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\"I look so thin. They're going to say, Oh, he's gotten so thin. You don't have to look at my waist. You can look at this. You've seen enough of my waist together with President Xi in China.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is the moment where the scene changes. A head of state holds a sign in front of his own body and tells reporters standing nearby that they should please look at the sign instead of him. It is a gesture from a schoolyard delivered with the authority of the most powerful office on Earth, and nobody in the room laughed because nobody seemed certain whether they were supposed to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The numbers the sign was apparently meant to protect are not secret. During his examination at Walter Reed Medical Center last year, Trump weighed 224 pounds, just over one hundred one kilograms, with a body mass index of 28. Medically speaking, that means overweight. It is not a dramatic figure. It is the figure of an average man of his age, and that seems to be exactly the problem. In Trump's world, average is a diagnosis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He ignores BMI anyway. What is harder to ignore can be seen in recent images of his hand. Observers have repeatedly pointed to discoloration and bruising that later appeared to be covered with makeup in photographs, a hand on which someone placed cosmetic cover in the hope that nobody would notice, which is of course the most reliable way to ensure everyone notices. Former Johns Hopkins professor John Gartner put it this way: you do not have to be a specialist to see the changes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump sees it differently. Or, more likely, Trump is interested in something entirely different.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

ecause anyone who listens to him long enough notices that he talks about youth, bodies, and appearance as casually and constantly as other people talk about the weather. During a Coast Guard graduation ceremony, he praised graduates not for discipline or achievement, at least not at first. He spoke about their fitness and appearance. When a particularly successful young man approached him, the President of the United States said into an open microphone: \"I hate good-looking men.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n