{"id":12770,"date":"2025-08-22T04:28:49","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T02:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/?p=12770"},"modified":"2025-08-22T04:40:21","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T02:40:21","slug":"lach-sachgeschichten-heute-trump-der-walfluesterer-und-rasenprophet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/en\/lach-sachgeschichten-heute-trump-der-walfluesterer-und-rasenprophet\/","title":{"rendered":"Laugh- and Learn Stories \u2013 Today: Trump, the Whale Whisperer and Lawn Prophet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donald Trump has done it again. He has rewritten the laws of physics. In his world it is not oil spills, plastic, or overfishing that drive whales onto the coasts, but wind turbines. \u201cIn the last 20 years there were one or two. Whales wash up on shore. In the recent short time. Is that good? Because it drives them crazy. It drives them crazy. Well, the wind turbines are not coming.\u201d This is what science sounds like according to Trump. Shakespeare wrote dramas, Trump writes subtitles for a disaster B-movie. While marine biologists throw up their hands, he discovers an invisible connection: wind turbines turn and whales lose their minds. As soon as the last whale in his imagination has stranded, he switches the stage from the ocean to the golf course. \u201cWe will be redoing the parks. I am very good at grass because I have a lot. There are golf courses everywhere. I know more about grass than any human being, I think anywhere in the world.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video aligncenter\"><video height=\"1080\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1920 \/ 1080;\" width=\"1920\" controls src=\"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/orlando-671.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:24px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is as if an oracle were speaking that had accidentally inhaled too much fertilizer. For Trump grass is not simply a plant, it is a life form, a fellow sufferer, a hero of his world religion \u201cgolf.\u201d \u201cYou know what. The grass has life. You know, we have life and the grass has life. The grass here died about 40 years ago.\u201d Imagine a president standing up at an international conference to proclaim something like that. Xi Jinping speaks about geopolitics, Olaf Scholz about budget deficits, and Trump explains the death of the lawn in 1985. Between whales that hate wind turbines and grass that has its own biography, Donald Trump stands as the prophet of a new natural science in which golf courses are the cathedrals. More important than anything else, as he lets us know. \u201cMore important is that Trump looks.\u201d This is no longer theater, this is a revelation. The president as God\u2019s greenkeeper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:46px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:800\">Investigative journalism requires courage, conviction \u2013 and your support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/en\/unterstuetzen-sie-unser-arbeit\/\" style=\"background-color:#f102d6;font-style:normal;font-weight:800\">Support Kaizen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:77px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"gsp_post_data\" \r\n\t            data-post_type=\"post\" \r\n\t            data-cat=\"satire,topstory,trump-s-world\" \r\n\t            data-modified=\"120\"\r\n\t            data-created=\"1755836929\"\r\n\t            data-title=\"Lach- &amp; Sachgeschichten &#8211; Heute: Trump, der Walfl\u00fcsterer und Rasenprophet\" \r\n\t            data-home=\"https:\/\/kaizen-blog.org\/en\/\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump hat es wieder getan: Er hat die Gesetze der Physik neu geschrieben. In seiner Welt treiben nicht \u00d6lkatastrophen, Plastik oder \u00dcberfischung Wale an die K\u00fcsten, sondern Windr\u00e4der. \u201eIn den letzten 20 Jahren gab es ein oder zwei. Wale sp\u00fclen an Land. In der vergangenen kurzen Zeit. Ist das gut? 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